This is how I handled two telemarketers today:
Telemarketer: Good Morning Sir! I have some good news for you. You have been approved for a free *blah.........*
Me: Thats nice! Tell me more about it.
Telemarketer: Okay. Well, you can choose between a free watch for men or for women.
Me: But what if you are a proud transsexual like me?
Telemarketer: *pause* And what does that have to do with watches?
Me: Well, If men and women have their style of watches, why cant proud transsexuals like me? This is a free country...THIS IS AMERICA!!
*telemarketers hung up on me*
Telemarketer: Hey there. Is Mark deSouza in?
Telemarketer: You have been pre-qualified for a $1,000,000 lotttery in Phoenix, Arizona
Me: Mmm...you sound hot. Id rather have you than that million.
Telemarketer: I'm sorry sir. I am calling about your entry into a million dollar lottery...*i interrupt her*
Me: Well..Im sorry. You called me..So I thought you'd like to know what I was wearing
*telemarketer hangs up on me*
...........I LOVE telemarketers! ...........